I’m at Holly’s house and she’s shaving her legs but all I hear is
- SHIT BALLS.
- AW SHIT.
- AH FUCK.
- WHAT THE HELL.
- FUCK
- THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
- NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES.
- I JUST RUINED THIS TOWEL
- HOW THE HELL
- WE DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY BAND AIDS!
- WAIT. WE MIGHT
- WEEEEE!
- That means I found them.
- I WISH I COULD FIND SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T HAVE SHIT ON IT.
And other profanities. It’s funny as shit.
Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable; But that dear children is self insertion, and is in fact frown upon in most fandoms.
