positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this? finally, a good use for this thing
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
rhydonmyhardon: oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
geekishchic: teapots-and-traditions: coooooooooooooulson: novakstiels: you know how people always go to bars to watch football games wouldn’t it be nifty is there were bars where we could watch spn and they served really gr8 burgers and pie and the place was decorated to look really sketchy fandom bars are the wave of the future my friends. A Sherlock pub with the 221b wallpaper on the...
doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: To those people who add a video link under their gifs.
Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
thescienceofjohnlock: ageofrogues: ilikelookingatnakedmen: Huh? I thought everyone did that? I love doing this. Especially older books. God yeah!
eternallybliss: i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry