What I want to say to my favorite band member: Hey, I think you should break up with your girlfriend so I can have your babies and we can love each other for ever and ever and you will only love me and no one else so I can go on your band bus and go on tour with you and hang out with you and the guys and hey, I can even do your laundry just let me love you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
The kids have it all figured out.
Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony